I'm Frankie. My home planet wants me back.

I hate the Oxford Comma.

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poopcop:

scottbaiowulf:

It’s been about 3 weeks since I quit smoking and holy shit this owns

Breathing owns, not having to get up to go smoke owns, not having my lungs feel heavy owns, not getting weird mini-heart attack feelings owns, my fingers not smelling like smoke all the time…

Hell yeah man! I about five weeks into quitting and the biggest change, I’ve realized, is that I wake up feeling much more refreshed. It’s fucking beautiful. Congrats on quitting!

officialbuckybarnes:

officialsteverogers:

You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war

shut the fuck up steve

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

puto1:

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it’s almost spoopy time.

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IMPORTANT PSA

troubletributes:

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BRENDON URIE’S MOTHERFUCKING V-LINE

That is all

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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beatonna:

ladyhands

  • october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

joshpeck:

montacrew:

when you’re listening to an ep by a really cool alt-rock band for the first time and one of the songs starts with aggressive banjos

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is this something that happens often

tsuukkis:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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